Voltron BLahhhh

Me: Hark, mighty Voltron, where the hell did you come from?

Voltron: Alas, future leader, I am here to protect you from evil doers.

Me: but wait? Aren’t you an evil doer?

Voltron: No,I am not an evil doer, I endure freedom.

Me: Than why are you here?

Voltron: I am here to tell you about how we will endure freedom.

Me: why?

Voltron: you can’t endure freedom unless you have support.

Me: You are so scary looking, how can I support you? Everyone is scared of you!

Voltron: I use coalitions for support; I know what needs to be fixed and everyone follows me.

Me: Well if you use coalitions to support, what do you use to fix the problems?

Voltron: Problems? Voltron doesn’t know about any problems.