F.U.C.K. in the USA

To think that the word fuck is anything other than an acronym is absurd. However, the acronym most commonly associated with the origination of this important and significant word “Fornication Under Command of the King” is not, in fact, the true source.

I have spent countless hours researching the complex and convoluted past of the word fuck and have at long last found the acronym that brought this crucial term into our vernacular.

Surprisingly, the phrase actually came to use here at Cornell University where coed activity gave credit where credit was due and everyone knew that beer was king. We can now trace our favorite curse word back to the college students that have come before us and had…… “Fun Under Covers because of Kegs.”

To think that fuck originated somewhere in the English countryside and not at an American college campus is almost too much for me to handle. I am, therefore, glad I was able to set the record straight.