STUDENT FORGETS TO DO HOMEWORK

Ithaca, NY - Cornell University senior David Finkelstein forgot to do his English 289 homework on Sunday. In the fourth week of a recurring Sunday 8:00 p.m. deadline for Blog posts many found it strange that he missed the deadline by over 28 hours. When reached for comment Finkelstein responded, "Oh shit! I better get writing!"

Finkelstein's friend Chris Meyerer refused comment when asked how hungover Finkelstein may have been on Sunday saying only, "Turn off that fucking recorder, newsie!"

Calls to David's parents were not returned. Finkelstein's agent, Drew Rosenhaus, sent out a press release Monday morning stating, "David regrets his lapse in memory and is committed to being a more responsible student in the future. We sincerely hope that this will not affect his standing as the NFL Draft approaches."

Some in the community expressed outrage over his apparent lack of commitment to The Blog. "Frankly it's inexcusable. He's a senior, he should know how to complete assignments on time by now. Kid is out of control and he's really letting down the whole community," said Hank Pachouliak, Master of Janitorial Arts at the Goldwin Smith building.

Finkelstein was quoted as saying, "Hey, I wonder if there's some way to back date this bad boy? Yup!"