New Rule: Iran and Nuclear Proliferation.

America needs to stop trying to contain Iran's nuclear program. Yes, the Iranian leader or Ayatollah or whoever the fuck is in charge in that backwards country is completely insane. Yes, the country is indeed run by fanatical militants who hate Jews, Americans, and anybody else they decide to put at the losing end of some ridiculous Jihad and who probably masturbate to pictures of woman wearing black sheets from head to toe. Yes, Iran probably does have some of their secret agents in some ex-soviet republic jumping the rusted, dilapidated fence surrounding some 1980's era nuclear silo (that has the same security budget as a 7-11 in the ghetto) trying to score some depleted Uranium. But no, the US should not antagonize Iran or act like we give a shit about Iran's nuclear program not because we do not care about whether whether Iran does get nuclear weapons, but because we already have all the protection we need against them. At the end of the day, the Iranians can trust nothing else except for the fact that if they ever were to launch so much as a nuclear raindrop at America, Israel, or England, their entire country, their entire infrastructure, their homes, their shops, their sacred mosques, their donkeys, their black veils, their cars, their fanaticism—everything—would be completely obliterated. End of story. After all America does have the nuclear stockpile that ended the Cold War. That threat, the threat of nuclear obliteration, in and of itself is enough security against Iran. We don't need meaningless United Nations resolutions or Bush's media tirades against "the axis of evil." Let Bush make one last statement towards Iran: "if you try to fuck with us everyone you know will be destroyed, even if Allah or whoever is on your side." This will give us time to focus on the abandoned domestic issues that America really needs to focus on such as poverty, education, healthcare, and getting Karl Rove and the Bush cronies to quit lying under oath.