new rules (from sarah van duyn)

New Rule: Future investment bankers, (namely of the ILR and AEM majors): Never, I repeat, never, is it appropriate at a bar to use the line: “Oh, you want to work in non-profits? You should marry someone rich like me.” What, so then I’ll be happy? Maybe I can make a money scarf to tie around my eyes when we’re screwing, so that way I don’t have to look at your over styled hair and popped up “salmon” colored collar looking me in the face every day. If money is the only positive attribute you can think of for yourself, maybe you should rethink your profession. But you can still buy me a gin and tonic. Double.

New Rule: If it’s 35 degrees outside, it is not an occasion to wear flip-flops. In fact, even if the mercury inches up to 50, it’s still not flip-flop weather. This is applicable for shoes ranging from Birkenstocks, to Tevas, to J.Crew, to Reefs. Stop using flimsy footwear as a sign of class differentiation.