Rules are rules

New Rule: People can no longer say they are going to do awful on a test and then proceed to get an A and beat the mean by 30 points. It is actually preposterous. Don't try to make me feel better by announcing how unprepared you are, while you obviously have been studying for a week in advance. The exception to this rule is opposite day, of course. Only then will your banter will be justified.

New Rule: If you're going to hold the door into Willard Straight open, you need to actually do so. Don’t do the job haphazardly; either hold it or make it clear you aren’t going hold it. It doesn’t take that much of an effort to wait the three extra seconds that is the difference between holding the door and letting it slam into the person behind you. Perhaps a friendship could even be made because of the encounter. Hey, you never know what a mitzvah could do.

New Rule: People that supply Barry Bonds steroids have to start talking. They can’t just sit in jail and pretend they don’t know anything. Its not illegal, but its definitely not the ethical thing to do? He is probably getting paid off by the more time he keeps quiet, or something insane like that. Congress or whoever has to find a way to prevent a punk criminal from breaking the most sacred record in baseball history.