Some New Rules

New Rule: If you are an alumni, stop coming back to college and attempting to relive "the good ol days" by shotgunning beers, body slamming your friends, or trying to force pledges/brothers/friends/etc. to chug svedka from the bottle. You have a job now, and should be displaying some form of adult responsibility. By all means, by your college friends drinks, but please loose the fratty, obnoxious attitude.

New Rule: All girls should stop wearing spandex leggings unless they are 1). at the gym or 2). running outside. No one wants to be able to see your crack and cellulite while standing in line to buy a bagel at ctb. In no way do you look trendy.